HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
this just has baby written all over it
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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