WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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