i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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