You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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