I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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