She's JV to your varsity
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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