is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
the raccoons are back...
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