We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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