So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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