But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
