so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
