Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
