love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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