I'm going to jail i love you
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm at about main and main street
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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