maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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