Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
tell me about the fingering
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