So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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