I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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