I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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