Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We talked him into tasing himself.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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