with your own penis?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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