come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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