You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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