But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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