yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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