Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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