i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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