Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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