weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize