You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
My bed smells like the plague
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