you would pick up someone in the library
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
