I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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