the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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