Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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