Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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