Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
