And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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