Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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