after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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