we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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