her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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