How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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