if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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