worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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