i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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