so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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