Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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