Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
is that a dick in a sweater?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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