dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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