WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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