Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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