Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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