what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
