I saw his package. It spoke to me.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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