kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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